Prostitution

Judge to Prostitute: "When did you realize you had been raped?"

Prostitute (wiping away tears): "When the check bounced."


Soon the American electorate is going to feel the same way.




Harry S. Truman already knew this:

“My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse
or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.”'


Ronald Reagan did too:


"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession.
I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."