Sunday, April 25, 2010

Obama Goes To Heaven

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled,
"How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted,
"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, He beat obama with a long cane and snarled,
"It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence ."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

As Obama lay bruised and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said,
"This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven.
What the heck did you think I said?


Joke courtesy of Colonel Stanley Horton

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Thomas Jefferson, On Democracy

"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine."

Thomas Jefferson


Happy Birthday Mr. President.

George Washington

"When is the time for brave men to exert themselves in the cause of liberty and their country, if this is not?"


George Washington

Monday, April 12, 2010

Confucius

Our greatest glory is not in never falling but rising each time we fall.

Prostitution

Judge to Prostitute: "When did you realize you had been raped?"

Prostitute (wiping away tears): "When the check bounced."


Soon the American electorate is going to feel the same way.




Harry S. Truman already knew this:

“My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse
or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.”'


Ronald Reagan did too:


"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession.
I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."

T.E.A. Parties

The poison is in the party (Republican)

and not in the TEA.”

Richard Ward

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Political Correctness.

I got this today from an email.
It's classic.

Sometimes you are encouraged about our country's future when you see something like this.

Specifically, there is an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.

This year's term was:
"Political Correctness. "


The winner wrote:

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Tyranny-- Thomas Jefferson

"All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to
Remain silent" -- Thomas Jefferson

O’Brien, 1984

“We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power”

O’Brien, torture specialist in George Orwell’s 1984
“Casting Aside Justice” By William Norman Grigg.
The New American
8/8/05

Happy April, 15 Frank Chodorov

In 1913 came the amendment that completely unshackled the American State, for with the revenues derived from unlimited income taxation it could henceforth make unlimited forays into the economy of the people. The Sixteenth Amendment not only violated the right of the individual to the product of his efforts, the essential ingredient of freedom, but it also gave the American State the means to become the nation’s biggest consumer, employer, banker, manufacturer, and owner of capital. There is now no phase of economic life in which the State is not a factor, there is no enterprise or occupation free of its intervention.”
(Page 8)

From “The Rise and Fall of Society”
Frank Chodorov.
Published by Devin – Adair 1959

Collectivism, Frank Chodorov

“Collectivism is more than an idea. In itself, an idea is nothing but a toy of speculation, a mental idol. Since, as the myth holds, the suprapersonal Society is replete with possibilities, the profitable thing to do is to put the myth to work, to energize its virtue. The instrument at hand is the State, throbbing with political energy and quite willing to expend it on this glorious adventure. Thus comes Statism, or the worship of political power.”
(Introduction)

From:From “The Rise and Fall of Society”
Frank Chodorov.
Published by Devin – Adair 1959